I docked at a starton, went to the militia headquarters, and was offered a mission, which I declined. When I then went to the bar at the plaza and sat down, the captain appeared and offered me the mission again, instead of getting one of the use bar texts.

(Maybe the bar and the militia HQ are the same place? :D)

0xabcdef 21 Sep 2024:

I predicted this circa July 2018:

The Adventures of Anton Nasser
Episode 1: Back for More
So a pilgrim walks into a bar
And he sits at a table
A few seconds later, a military pilot sits down at the table, too
The pilot says, "Back for more, %player%? Careful your luck doesn't run out!"
Remembering his previous experiences with the pilot, the pilgrim immediately runs out of the bar