So as part of an experiment in TBR, I decided to rename all of the Charon Pirate stations in a <OnGlobalSystemStarted> event. Relevant code snippet is as follows:

 (if (eq (objGetName aeCharonNaming) "Charon Pirates stronghold")
   (objSetName aeCharonNaming (cat (random '("Altjira" "Borasisi" "Ceto" "Chaos" "Deucalion" "Eris" "Haumea" "Huya" "Ixion" "Logos" "Makemake" "Manwë" "Mors-Somnus" "Orcus" "Pluto" "Quaoar" "Rhadamanthus" "Salacia" "Sedna" "Sila-Nunam" "Teharonhiawako" "Typhon" "Varda" "Varuna")) " Port"))
 )

 For the most part, this works as intended. However, in somewhat more crowded regions where the name has to show up below or the left of the station instead of to the right, things get… well, the attached picture speaks for itself.